Well Mr. Chocolate’s Fascist Fun Time Ice Cream Company just pulled a real boner move: they’re upping my truck lease 20 dollars a day. Balls! How can that guy expect anyone in his army of white tuxedo goose-steppers to make that? I may have to take that skeev Valentine Reynolds up on that idea he pitched me the other day.
He got busted at the mall for selling these shots of some lady getting made love to at Alvin’s -- and he blew all the money he DID make on some lake house blowout last weekend with all his skeev friends -- so now he’s asking me to use my ice cream truck to keep selling the photos and thus keep up his cash flow. Val said he got the idea from that latest “Cheech and Chong” movie. He said we’ll be partners, 70-30 -- with him taking 70, but oh well, in my current situation it may be worth thinking about. Although I may have to talk to him about some of the stuff on his so-called “secret menu”.
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