NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!!!
Whoever knows what employee posted those distasteful photos of SPACEPORT District Supervisor Bradford Cummings’s daughter on the bulletin board needs to see me immediately! I will not tolerate this perversion.
Additionally, I have been hearing many complaints lately from SPACEPORT customers concerning you, our staff -- including:
- Using foul language
- Playing games while on the clock
- Allowing non-paying patrons to loiter in storefront
- Wearing official SPACEPORT jumpsuits that smell of marijuana
I will not take disciplinary action at this time; as school is out, this is our busy season and we need all the help we can get. However, be aware that SPACEPORT is a family entertainment zone. We do not cater to the debaucherous crowd and I will certainly not have my employees promoting it as such. If you choose to continue acting a fool, then you choose to seek other employment at the end of the summer. From now on, you will all be clean, friendly, and remember:
SAY “THANK YOU, SIR” to every man
“THANK YOU, MA’AM” to every woman, and
“THANK YOU” to every child
Your commander,
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