JOB APPLICANT FORM
NAME (LAST, FIRST MIDDLE): Chauncey Cochran, Uncle Cock Man
ADDRESS (STREET, CITY, ZIP) : my sisters driveway, over near jupiter street on maple , here, zip?
TELEPHONE: got no phone
FOR WHICH JOB ARE YOU APPLYING?
Gess Im lookin to run the projecters. Ya got rid of that asswipe
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF HIRED?
Mean am I gonna fuck off? Shit man the whole damn world fucks off and we just do what we gotta do to get a piece
PREVIOUS JOB EXPERIENCE:
Yeah Ive done this shit before. Used to be the projecter at Skinny Paul's Peep Show down in San Bernardino
Lets get this straight-I ain't cleanin up any baby batter or bitch butter. But I can work nights. Need the bread
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FIRED FROM A JOB?
(If yes, please explain)
Shit man we all been fired
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