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Thursday, July 6, 2017

Chauncey the New Hire - July 6th

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JOB APPLICANT FORM
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NAME (LAST, FIRST MIDDLE):    Chauncey Cochran, Uncle Cock Man 

BIRTHDATE(MM/DD/YYYY):     36    

ADDRESS (STREET, CITY, ZIP) :     my sisters driveway, over near jupiter street on maple , here,    zip?                      

TELEPHONE:    got no phone            


FOR WHICH JOB ARE YOU APPLYING?
  Gess Im lookin to run the projecters. Ya got rid of that asswipe

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF HIRED?
  Mean am I gonna fuck off? Shit man the whole damn world fucks off and we just do what we gotta do to get a piece


PREVIOUS JOB EXPERIENCE:
Yeah Ive done this shit before. Used to be the projecter at Skinny Paul's Peep Show down in San Bernardino
Lets get this straight-I ain't cleanin up any baby batter or bitch butter. But I can work nights. Need the bread

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FIRED FROM A JOB?
(If yes, please explain)
Shit man we all been fired


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