I know you are workin, but...
Fuckin A to the max!! Last night was totally the most awesome night of my life! Me and Glenny added up and we got 21 pairs of panties between us THAT INCLUDES A PAIR OF LORI MCKENZIE'S AND VICKI CARLISLE'S WHEN VAL WASNT LOOKIN! Your uncle is wayyy bitchin! I cant believe he showed up and saved our asses like that! No doubt he is a FUCKIN GNARLY SUPERMAN! We gotta hang with him more. Dont get buggin about Linda Carson seeing you NOBODY believes a word from that Joanie. Meet us at the Safari for the fireworks when youre out!
---Never trust Val again! Asswad left us!