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Sunday, June 25, 2017

Billy's Pep Talk - Thursday, June 25th

Henry! You done daydreamin about Marion yet? Look man I know she’s cute and all but you gotta remember that ‘Raiders’ is just a movie and that Marion is an actress. You stand no chance with her dude -- like no chance! Not tryin to hurt your feelings are nothin, but you’re waistin your whole summer up in your room dreamin about some girl who doesn’t even exist! She dates other movie stars and stuff.

Look you need to come down to Spaceport. My brother just decided he’s gonna enter that Asteroids tournament and he got the day off at the garage to practice. He’s givin me, like, unlimited quarters to kill time with while he’s training. It’s great. He’s feeling all guilty because he feels like he’s not spending enough time with me this summer an’ stuff. Come on down man! There’s no Marions, but there is a girl playin ski ball who looks like that chick who skinny dipped in Friday the 13th 2. Tight bazookas!
Billy

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