Valentine -- First off, I want to compliment you on your business model. The decision to sell your old pornography in addition to those photos of Miss Cummings being made love to at the drive-in is inspired and I believe we will do well with the youth of this town. Please note: I have also put my own back issues of favorite magazines on the market. I think the kids will enjoy them as much as I have.
That being said, Valentine -- and please know: I don’t mean disrespect. But business is very slow to take off, and our partnership agreement troubles me. With me paying you eighty percent of my take, that leaves me in a worse position than I was before we made the agreement. Three times last week, my profit margin was less than seven dollars. Everything else went to Mr. Chocolate. Not only that, but I am taking quite a risk with the Big Man selling contraband merchandise. ALSO: if Miss Cummings's boyfriend, Mister Lay, finds out about our business, he will surely not be happy.
Just a thought. --Stephen
PS: I only bring up these concerns because I truly believe our venture together can be magical and I look forward to where our relationship takes us! Cheers!