"Ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll."

"Ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll."

Friday, June 16, 2017

The Spaceport Breakroom - Tuesday, June 16th

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!!!

Whoever knows what employee posted those distasteful photos of SPACEPORT District Supervisor Bradford Cummings’s daughter on the bulletin board needs to see me immediately! I will not tolerate this perversion.

Additionally, I have been hearing many complaints lately from SPACEPORT customers concerning you, our staff -- including:

  1. Using foul language
  2. Playing games while on the clock
  3. Allowing non-paying patrons to loiter in storefront
  4. Wearing official SPACEPORT jumpsuits that smell of marijuana

I will not take disciplinary action at this time; as school is out, this is our busy season and we need all the help we can get. However, be aware that SPACEPORT is a family entertainment zone. We do not cater to the debaucherous crowd and I will certainly not have my employees promoting it as such. If you choose to continue acting a fool, then you choose to seek other employment at the end of the summer. From now on, you will all be clean, friendly, and remember:

SAY “THANK YOU, SIR” to every man

   “THANK YOU, MA’AM” to every woman, and

   “THANK YOU” to every child

Your commander,

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