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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Mayor David McKenzie, 47 - Monday, June 8th

Cathy,

Can you please stop getting the Sanka from the ShopMax? This morning’s meeting with that scumbag contractor Jim Reynolds took a nosedive when he had a sip of that gutter juice. Now I just know he’ll screw us on the City Hall renovation. Just regular Folger’s, please.

Cancel my afternoon meeting with Superintendent Sykes. I can't take Twinkle Toes on Monday mornings.

Also, a reminder to make sure you confirm Thursday night with Father Wilkins of St. Vigor’s and Pastor Jacobs of Silkwood First Baptist. I want to make sure we include all the faiths with this baseball field dedication. Tell them to bring their bibles and a few nice words to say when they do their blessing. You might as well get in touch with Rabbi Kupberg also -- just in case the Hurwitzes show up with their checkbook and want to donate a new scoreboard!

I’m heading home early today. A weekend at the lake can really take it out of you!

--D

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