F MR. CHOCOLATE! Geeze weeze, this summer job my folks made me get sucks the root. They make me wear this B.S. white tuxedo with a bow-tie -- makes me look like that weird foreign midget on “Fantasy Island”. Man, F MR. CHOCOLATE AND HIS FASCIST ICE CREAM REGIME!
And the music! The NOISE they make me play. “Knick-Knack-Patty-Whack?!?” What is that? Tomorrow I’m gonna rewire the system and blast out my Devo!
“Hey kids, want some ice cream? SCREW YOU!”
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