CATHY -- URGENT!!!
I need you to cancel whatever your plans are tonight and distract that old fart Ed Grizzard. That big dinner with the Japs and the Rotary Club is tonight and Ed came back into town early from his vacation to Yosemite. This is supposed to be a peaceful occasion between our two great countries that’ll hopefully convince those Godzilla snacks to invest a lot of money in this town and if Ed’s there he’ll just start drinking and hurling all his WWII bullshit at those Harbor bombers.
Just take him to dinner or a movie. Hell, blow him in front of his wife if that diverts his attention -- I don’t care. JUST MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T SHOW UP TO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE BETWEEN 8 AND 10!!!
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